clipped from www.doublestandards.org

What do you call…

What do you call it when someone gives money to a government official in return for favors?

– Bribery.

What do you call it when a large corporation gives money to a government official in return for favors?

– A campaign contribution.

What do you call a serial killer who claims that God told him to do it?

– A psychopath.

What do you call a serial killer who claims that God told him to invade Iraq?

– George W. Bush.

What do you call it when innocent people are killed by those resisting a brutal occupation?

– Terrorism.

What do you call it when innocent people are killed by an occupying army?

– Collateral damage

What do you call the 2002 presidential election in Zimbabwe where there were serious irregularities?

– A flawed election.

What do you call the 2000 presidential election in the US where there were serious irregularities?

– A victory for democracy.